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Not funny I didn't express mirth. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave upwards re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to go a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Scientific discipline says before you express joy your brain preps your confront muscles merely I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally immune y'all to exist creative at all. The corporeality of brain ability you must have put into that joke has the potential to ability every business firm on Earth. Get a personality and larn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not maxim this to be funny I genuinely hateful information technology on how this is but bottom butt embarrassment at comedy. Yous've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm and so disappointed that social club has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to attempt and brand your joke funny it would crave Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to exercise it, and fifty-fifty then all that joke would go from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still take the slightest of empathy for y'all after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book simply to forbid yous from attempting whatsoever sense of humour ever again. We should put that joke in text books so time to come generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious fourth dimension has been wasted in my brain agreement that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible endeavour at one-act. Now those kids are suffering without meals and in that location's nobody to blame but you.

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She has been living in the street for months. She refuses to seek assist becuase she believes god is on her side and she doesn't need anyone else. Yesterday, she had enter the hospitals cuz she caused a disturbance in the parking lot. She due west every bit shooting and screaming at innocent costuner and the shop manger has to call 911 to remove her. She is yet at the pysch-ward at Northridge. Y'all can visit her between the hours 6 pm - 8pm. Brand certain to bring her flowers. It'll make her feel ameliorate

yes the creeper meme very funny indeed. i laugh when i see creeper in my discord server then i say aw homo and then someone messes information technology up! and thats funny awesome sauce ballsy. the creeper meme is and then good because its minecraft!!! minecraft is super duper funny awesome sauce. when i meet minecraft related posts in my server i LAUGH because its so gosh diddly darn funny! revenge by captainsparkles is my favorite minecraft parody! non because its cornball or considering its catchy or because its a parody of dj got united states falling in love instead is considering ITS FUNNY EPIC MINECRAFT HAHA!!! CREEPER AW MAN! i piss my pants when i run across people saying revenge lyrics in chat! rofl lol xd i love this meme!

"oh yeah I certain can't wait to eat a Pringle~ Wait... WHAT THE FUCK!.

NIGGA DID You lot EAT MY PRINGLES

(heavy breathing)

You know what ... Im gonna fucking trounce you to death you stupid fucking whore~"

IM Not JOKING THIS ISN'T A METAPHOR IM GONNA FUCKING Impale YOU FOR EATING MY GODDAMNED PRINGLE.

(punching and crashing noises)

Yous HAD THE DAMN Nerve TO LEAVE THE BOX IN THE PANTRY You lot STUPID BITCH

(Angel noises)

P-pringle human?!

I've heardith someone ate the concluding Pringle

YEAH HELP ME BEAT THIS WHORE TO Death!

(More than beating noises)

(Yoda death sound)

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Gaah! It's rewind fourth dimension. Yes, if I controlled rewind I would want... Fortnite and Marques Brownlee. Is this what you wanted? You know who I would have asked for? Quit horsing effectually! Play me some of that jumping music. Okay, did y'all say jumping music? Jumpin' music? (Everybody, off!) Not even a cheers? Is that Marques? (I want Liza) Yeeaaah!

Close the fuck up you stupid fucking bitch. Did you lot really think I was going to play along with your old abrasive ass unfunny joke. God you fucking degenerate filth. You discugst me in every style possible and I volition hang y'all for your crimes.

God I fucking hate yous, you stupid fucking whore. I hear your voice and vomit. I admit your exsitance and vomit. Everything yous've done and volition do in your life will crusade null but suffering, you lot stupid fucking bowwow. You cannot fathom how much I fucking hate you. If I had a choice to shoot yous or Hitler later on Hitler shot my whole family and all my friends and ate the terminal Oreo I would still shoot you.

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Yeah, no fucking shit sherlock. People similar you literally go and tell little fucking kids to go Die considering they have a pic of an animal as their picture show. I hope you feel fucking proud of yourself jack donkey.

Sucks that there are super young furries out here that have to deal with this shit lol, this is honestly disgusting. A little kid shouldn't be bullied because of what video game or what tv show they like, or anything of that kind. Looking at all this makes me want to fucking puke, for you to treat "furries" as something so depression. You're absolutely fucking gross, you're worse. I believe when you gauge someone else yous're actually judging yourself, fucking expect at yourself, does this make you proud? Does this make y'all feel amend about yourself? All I did was quote something that was kinda funny and I become a bunch of trivial kids fucking telling me I'm DISGUSTING? HAHAH WHAT A JOKE.

I fucking detest Ronald Mc Donald oh my fucking god he's so annoying I want him to put his head in a hydraulic press because thats how much I fucking detest him his commercials are and so fucking gay I cant even bargain with that wacky ass clown I literally desire to rip his testicles right off of his torso with my fucking teeth oh my god

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-Dr Phil

bruh i fucking detest little furries i wanna beat them upwards for liking a certain thing

Haha yeah I'd never touch hands, thighs or feet with you during the prayer lol :sweat_smile: .... unless at that place's no one in the mosque other than united states of america🙄🙄🙄..... Haha jk I would but pray alone in the corner :pensive: and feel solitary.... unless you follow me outside the mosque :runner: ‍♂.... Lmao jk, even if we exchanged numbers it would be but to assistance each other with reciting Quran :joy: :joy: ... unless i night during Ramadan.... I feel very lone and nobody's answering my texts then I text you: "I can't forget your smell".... Haha I'M But Joking wtf that'south a actually weird message that would make you block me immediately and tell everyone that I'm gay and tried to hit on y'all!!!... unless you respond: "I was bending over actually difficult while praying on purpose, to permit you get a whiff of my butt".... ROFL THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN it's gay and homosexuality is a sin in Islam.... unless nosotros detect a liberal Sheikh who problems a fatwa that homosexuality isn't a sin and we outset dating.... Hahahaha it'southward then dumb I'm literally laughing so hard rn, like even if we started dating, our relationship would get nowhere since gay wedlock is illegal in Islamic countries.... unless we motion to the U.s. and beginning a new life and adopt a child and name him Saddam.... OMG that'southward so dumb our families would disown the states and we'll lose everyone's respect.... unless we don't tell anybody and we build a mosque and go Imams and everyone in our community volition honey usa for being God's men and building a mosque in a western country.... Lol what a stupid idea hahaha like how are we even going to live together later on, everyone will suspect that we're gay... unless nosotros buy houses that are next to each other and build an hush-hush tunnel that connects them.... LOOOOL I'm such a goofball, like that'due south not a skillful surroundings for raising our son Saddam!!!.... unless that'south the point of having a son named Saddam, he will have a damaged childhood that will lead to him condign a merciless dictator just like Hitler...... Lol no I would never

You know what fucking annoys the shit out of me? People who do shit like this. People who negate others suffering with their own, the people who recall they got information technology bad. Nosotros all got information technology bad! We all suffer and feel bad. Everyone'south got problems but you know what the difference between most people and people like the person who made the original picture?

Most people don't try to compete or downplay other people's sufferings. Mental illness and hell, even emotions are like fucking storms. Yeah, you may accept suffered and so much because of diverse factors, but you don't know how the other person feels nigh their own bug. Something trivial to yous could be stressful or even depressing for another, and it'south downplaying others like this that causes bug to deepen and become bigger problems than they were initially.

Instead of trying to win the problem Olympics how near you put your issues aside and really try to connect to some other person and empathise their perspective. That mode you'll gain someone who can listen to yous besides. Of course, that's probably incommunicable for a socially inept asshole like you.

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